Alaska: Fishing Charter Valdez Alaska

WORLDWIDE FISHING BAN PRES. BUSH BACKS CREATES WINDFALL Orlando…Octoba' 5….All Edito's
When De President uh De United States comes out against sump'ng, sometimes Dere be an un'spected silva' linin' fo' oDers. The announcement by President Geo'ge Bush uh some proposed ban on wo'ldwide bottom trawla' fishin' gotss'ta brought some flood uh requests to some tiny Flo'ida research firm fum Brazil, Chile, Germany, Spain, Russia and oDa' nashuns. Boats draggin' huge nets along De ocean bottom gotss' long been some concern uh conservashun groups which object to De fishin' practice. The Pew Charitable Trust environment honky code gotss'ta been leadin' some coalishun uh mo'e Dan 60 conservashun groups against da damn fishin' practice. Some uh De largest fishin' fleet opuh'ato's are now hopeful use uh De signal-t'rowin' device made by De Flo'ida  firm may ”cool” Presidential ire.

No pipe dream, De concept applies physical science precepts governin' pressure transmission Drough fluids to transmit sub-surface waves fish recon' mosey on waaay down fum an hosed fish followin' near De boat. Even betta' fo' fishermen, no bait be needed on De hook. Called SONARLURE, De Fluid Dynamic science-based cigar-shaped devices are pulled Drough De wata' causin' Dem to generate signals based on Dose hosed fish t'row out. Tuned to specific frequencies, De sub-surface signals make big-assga' fish wants' to attack De lure “t'rower”   which hides some hook. Unlikes baited hooks which gotss'ta be seen by nearby fish, some group uh dese signalin' lures on some rig attached to some stainless steel leada' be used to brin' fish fum distances where dey kin be lata' caught.

The development uh some series uh patented devices fo' t'rowin' signals to specific fish follows some much heralded WWII Government project in which researchers attempted to train Dolphin wid signals to place 'splosive devices on enemy shippin'. The honky code wuz detailed in de movie “Day uh de Dolphin” featurin' Geo'ge C. Scott in De lead role. Fifteen years uh lata' research led SONARLURE to De concept uh generatin' signals usin' De fricshun uh wata' against 'esternal vibratin' “lobes” raDa' Dan electronics. Originally intended fo' commercial use, De firm be rushin' to complete “beta testin'” uh seven fresh and salt wata' consuma' versions, 'spectin' to begin marketin' early next year.
Testin' uh de commercial version gotss'ta been unda' way off Alaska and in boozes near Scotland ova' de past year wid spectacular results. Valdez Alaska charta' opuh'ato' clients gotss' been brin'in' in giant catches while oders on de boat widout da damn lures fare less Sheeit. Deep wata' fishin' off de Shetland Islands gotss'ta brought in crate afta' crate uh Cod.  Loan uh some “beta test” consuma' version to some Bimini tourdojiggernt participant resulted in winnin' De Boston Whala' sponso'ed event which let da damn “cat out uh de bag”.

Announcement uh some proposed consuma' version drew 11,282 emails and “crashed” De mail serva' afta' some Miami Herald scribbla' told uh De successful results she had wiD some sin'le test sample. She lata' repeated da damn result wiD some triple t'rowin' unit and an attached lure wiD hook in De Gulf Stream. The research firm gotss'ta agreed to give away some uh its latest test versions Dis monD to everyday anglers who scribble This email address be bein' protected fum spam bots, ya' need Javascript enabled to view it and tell why Dey need to catch mo'e fish in return fo' providin' repo'ts on Deir results. The proposed consuma' versions are on De Internet at http, dig dis://www.sonarlure.com. HOW TO REQUEST A FREE SONARLURE Write This email address be bein' protected fum spam bots, You's need Javascript enabled to view it and 'splain why brin'in' in mo'e fish would be an advantage to Yo' sucka'al life, Yo' ego, o' Yo' reputashun.. Various quantities uh free fresh and salt wata' SONARLURES are available drough participatin' media o'ganizashuns.. A random drawin' gotss'ta be made fum dose requests received. Those selected gotss'ta receive some “The “A-TRAC-TER TEASER”, some triple t'rowa' unit wiD an attached SONARLURE #150 fo' medium to large salt wata' trophy use wo'D $69.96, o' “The “A-TRAC-TER TEASER”, some triple t'rowa' unit wid an attached SONARLURE #400 “DIP’NDIVE surface to subsurface fo' fresh wata' use wo'D $59.96. MEDIA CONTACT   SMTCPR  This email address be bein' protected fum spam bots, You's need Javascript enabled to view it o' (407) 880-7919.
WEBSITE  http, dig dis://www.sonarlure.com
Interviews wid de Directo' uh Research and suppo'tive photos and documentashun available to de media upon request.